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I saw some of those jolly car bumper stickers yesterday. Surrounded with cartoons of purses, dresses and shoes, it read: "When the going gets tough, the tough go shopping".
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However, that evening, himself was home and twinged with guilt, I left the box alone, deciding it'd be less contentious to spread out it when he'd attended work the following morning.
Now, at this point, I know I'm just one of a large number of female Herald readers who keep their purchases individually distinct.
Who maybe get packages sent to work, or have at least a bag or two stashed under their desk, full of unworn clothes, fancy homeware, jewellery, shoes,[url=http://parajumersoutletdeutschland.albirank.net/][b]parajumpers jacken outlet sale parajumpers online shop deutschland 60% Rabatt[/b][/url], lingerie and lip gloss, because they drip-feed the purchases into the homestead.
They'll only allow it to be within the threshold, disguised in an Aldi bag, when swing tags happen to be removed, and packaging disposed of. Often, treasured items are stashed at the back of the wardrobe until it's safe to allow them to appear.
Then, with casual nonchalance, the treasure is presented and worn, or left available so the man familiarises himself with the item. Should a substantial other then ask "is that new?", it'll be totally truthful to say "no,[url=http://woolrichschweizch.gengfl.com/][b]http://woolrichschweizch.gengfl.com/[/b][/url], not at all, I've had that the while now".
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I've even witnessed my mother, winking at me furiously as if she's Bell's Palsy, when she appears in something new in front of my dad.
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Women's Lib doesn't appear to have penetrated the finer points of retail therapy either. It does not matter whether we're buoyant independent earners or emptying the joint account on the sly, the same levels of secrecy and 'massaging' of the truth happens.
As for me and my Net-a-Porter package? Well, the following morning came and I was all set to hold off on the grand opening before coast was clear and that i was alone.
But then I stopped and thought that if I were to do this, I'd be starting a habit. And so i knuckled down and upwrapped this area in front of a bemused boyfriend.
Initially, there was a running commentary. When I pulled out the divine Marc Jacobs sandals, he said: "Well, I bet they weren't cheap", then there was a good comment about utilities bills,[url=http://giuseppezanottisneakers.webmium.com/][b]giuseppe zanotti sneakers on sale[/b][/url], however he got bored and started gathering his work stuff. I'd say now he couldn't tell you what else was in the box, nor did he care.
And so i think I had been right to brave it out. And he was right to turn a blind eye. He knows it's easier for me to hide a T-shirt than for him to stash a number of his desirables,[url=http://woolrichdeutschlandarcticparka.albirank.net/][b]Woolrich Parka Günstig[/b][/url], and now he's earned the right to appear with a guitar or perhaps a PlayStation 3.
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