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1. Absolute silence, followed by issuing the complainer with appropriate cleaning tools such as a vacuum cleaner, a duster or (in extreme cases) a rake.
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4. Neither am I.
5. Either silence, followed by a glance under the bed or in the cupboard, or else a threat to remove anything that isn't in its place.
6. No computer/TV/Playstation until it's done. If snotty protests continue, threaten to confiscate iPods.
7. Do you want to pay the professional cleaner with your pocket money? Alternatively, the Standard Parent Housework Speech should be used.
8. It's your mess - you tidy it up (possibly followed by "And you didn't have to vacuum your bedroom when you were the same age as your sister.")
9. Other people can be slobs if they want to. We aren't slobs. Alternatively, use Answer #1.
10. Then use soap and water/baking soda/vinegar. This is the only really good child excuse for not cleaning and they have a point. If you already use natural house cleaning products and the child whines because "we don't use REAL cleaning stuff," use the "saving money on cleaners so we have more money for things like holidays and trips away" response.
The Standard Parent Housework Speech:
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